Oh to be a Plum


Today, I heard that dancing on a pie would make this moment perfect. Yesterday, I heard that my friend lost her pinky, but she found it and glued it back on. Tomorrow, I'll learn of the luck bunnies flying into the noodles on a tuesday. My friend and I booked tickets for the end of the world ark (www.2012-ark.com, building L cabin 24 :) see ya there!) and made a door out of foam core. What did you do this week?

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it’s dark. you hear a noise from somewhere in your house so you go to investigate. you cautiously open a closed door and turn on the light. inside, you see him. zac efron. he is putting plastic heads in every game box you own. “you gotta get your head in the game” he whispers, staring intently at your own head with a frightening look in his eyes.

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Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

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fuckinhutcherson:

this is so fucking funny, I can’t fjlsdkjflsda

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wrett213:

John Green made from an excerpt from The Fault in Our Stars spanning from the beginning until Hazel first sees Augustus.  
Hank Green here: http://wrett213.tumblr.com/image/32320779538

wrett213:

John Green made from an excerpt from The Fault in Our Stars spanning from the beginning until Hazel first sees Augustus.  

Hank Green here: 
http://wrett213.tumblr.com/image/32320779538

It seemed like forever ago, like we’d had this breif but still infinite forever. Some infinites are bigger than other infinities.
— John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via amberisinwonderland)
But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
— Issac, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via quotasians)
artisticburst:

mock-up tote bag. Quote by John Green, The fault in our stars. “instead we were together in some invisible and tenuous third space that could only be visited on the phone”Illustration by Me :) (artisticburst) 

artisticburst:

mock-up tote bag. Quote by John Green, The fault in our stars. “instead we were together in some invisible and tenuous third space that could only be visited on the phone”

Illustration by Me :) (artisticburst)